Well done Peter Andre. Branded in his own listing as a “global superstar” there was some initial doubt as to whether Petey and his rack of abs would have the appeal to sell enough tickets for a gig in the arena.

A last-minute switch to Indigo was mooted .

But it looks like his Come Swing With Me tour has pulled through at the last moment to land him an arena performance.

While he might not fill the place, it seems just that he’s achieved it. How sad to think of the corners of that perennial smile drooping at the public’s indifference.

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Top tip: if everyone who goes chants Insania at full volume throughout the entire gig he will eventually perform it.

6.30pm, Sunday, March 20, from £30, The O2 arena

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