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1. Water isn't very wet

Following a three-year investigation the EU has concluded that water does not hydrate. Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim that water can prevent dehydration.

Giles Broadbent sincerely believes the following...

1. The elephant's ear is a perfect parabola capable of receiving Sky television if it were wired up. It is believed that elephants in London zoo face the 28 degrees east because they find the signal from satellite Astra 2 soothing.

Giles Broadbent offers his professional medical opinion

Swine flu. It's right there in the name. You are going to feel down with swine flu whatever the symptoms. You are going to be thinking muck and germs and snot with swine flu. The whole thing needs a rebrand.