Results tagged “Timewaster”
You haven't slept for four days, but you've won a great victory. Sadly, none of your friends want to know about your success in Warcraft or Championship Manager. Some even flee the room.
For some reason, role playing games don't make good fireside tales. Apart from this story about two homeless characters on The Sims 3.
You might like the idea of being the president of the United States or the Galactic Federation, but the moment someone asks you what sort of cake you'd like for lunch, you'd be raising the white flag and letting the invading hordes through the gates.
You know what this planet really needs? More pointless chatter.
So all hail Twitter, the craze which allows the world to flick morsels of their lives onto the web like breadcrumbs.
I can't even be bothered to iron my shirt most mornings, so the thought of dressing up in about seven layers of black leather, lace and eyeliner fills me with a sort of respect I reserve for people who design space shuttles.
Problem is, the world's weather isn't always "graveyard chilly".
Should you see Coraline or Star Trek at the cinema? Pizza or Chinese afterwards?
Disputes like this lead to murdered evenings and maimed friends. But what's the cure if you're sick of staking your friendship on coin flips and rock, paper, scissors?