Chelsea are the champions of London as well as England.

In a league solely comprised of the capital’s Premier League clubs, Chelsea finish top, five points clear of second placed Arsenal.

Jose Mourinho’s side have won eight of their 10 games against fellow London clubs in the Premier League this season, amassing a total of 25 points in the process.

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Only the 5-3 loss to Tottenham and the 0-0 draw with Arsenal prevented the Blues from getting a clean sweep of derby victories.

In our bizarro league, West Ham would be fighting relegation with lowly QPR, perhaps swapping places with newly promoted Millwall.

Brentford are the winners in a league of the Championship’s London clubs.

Despite being relegated, Millwall come second on nine points, ahead of Charlton on six and Fulham on five.

Premier League

Club | Points won | For | Against | Won | Drawn | Lost

Chelsea | 25 | 17 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 1

Arsenal | 20 | 15 | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2

Tottenham | 18 | 18 | 13 | 5 | 3 | 2

Crystal Palace | 11 | 12 | 13 | 3 | 2 | 5

• West Ham | 8 | 9 | 15 | 2 | 2 | 6

QPR | 2 | 5 | 18 | 0 | 2 | 8

Championship London clubs

Brentford | 11 | 12 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 1

• Millwall | 9 | 7 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1

• Charlton | 6 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 2

Fulham | 5 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 3