This detached London two-bed has extensive river views, a garden and is in town to publicise Airbnb.
You're welcome to insert your own puns about rents rising faster than the tide and sinking cash into bricks and mortar.
The property will be travelling up and down the Thames visiting, Putney, Chelsea, Greenwich and the Isle of Dogs in celebration of the Government's ruling that owners can now share their homes for up to 90 days at a time.
Fully functional it boasts a living room, a working bathroom and a garden, complete with apple tree and doghouse.
The house will be hosting guests during its stay in London and Airbnb is running a competition for a winner and three guests to spend a the night of Friday, May 22 in the property.
The prize includes spa treatments from on-demand app PRIV and food personally prepared by Robert Ortiz, head chef of Peruvian and Michelin-starred restaurant Lima.
If you feel like entering here's the link.