While swimming I listen to stories on my phone using a waterproof case and headphones. A fool-proof system unless you forget to do up the case.
Ahem. In my defence, it was 7am on a Sunday. I’m the fool who proved it’s not fool-proof at all.
I should’ve simply stuffed 10 £50 notes down my cossie, and jumped in the deep end. Money down the (pool) drain.
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When you dunk your mobile, the advice is to switch it off for 48 hours and leave it in a box of uncooked rice to draw out the water.
Turning it on before it’s fully dry guarantees it’ll short circuit, leaving you with a costly paperweight.
I was suddenly off grid, underground, a ghost in our digital data tracked world. I felt somewhere between an extreme hipster and post-apocalyptic. And exceedingly anxious.
I’m no longer equipped to live without a mobile. I don’t have an alarm clock, so I had to set the oven timer to wake me for work.
No watch, except one with no numbers on its face and a dead battery.
I spent two days asking strangers what the time was. Everyone eyeing me as if I was that person who approaches you for 20p to make a phone call. This is the world’s most ludicrous scam: there are no working pay phones.
And really, you don’t need a phone: you need wi-fi. Without it I couldn’t communicate, download tickets, navigate, or order a taxi.
When my publishing director emailed to ask for my home number, I had to admit I’ve no idea what it is.
That information’s locked with the rest of my life on the phone. Being phone free is not liberating, it’s terrifying.
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