Blonde's Eye View: Come on Ukip, let's go party!

By Rob Virtue on June 3, 2014 7:54 AM |

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by Angela Clarke

The "earthquake" of Ukip support in the recent European elections has left many Londoners feeling like the rest of the UK is a foreign country. Or an alien planet.

Ukip councillor for Merton Suzanne Evans lost her seat, claiming London was a "metropolitan elite" who couldn't understand the "heartache" the rest of the country was suffering.

Who knows what she'd think if she visited Canary Wharf. We own metropolitan, and elite, baby.

Ignoring the conclusion that Londoners see the benefit of a rich multicultural society, I've decided to tackle Ukip at their own intellectual level.

Because nothing says urban media-savvy elite than singing tongue-in-cheek words to the tune of Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I'm a Ukip girl, in the Ukip world
Life with fascists, it's fantastic!
Think the EU's fair, tough now we're everywhere
Immigration, that's our agitation
Come on Ukip, let's go party!

I'm a Ukip girl, in the Ukip world
Life with fascists, it's fantastic!
This is Islamic warfare, we the Great British despair
Moderation? We offer white men liberation

I'm a blonde girl, in a Ukip world
Life with fascists, it's fantastic!
Raining hard out there? That's the gays: they're everywhere
Imagination: we will only teach The Creation

Forget the pre-election poll, we're on a bigot roll
Come on Ukip, let's go party!

Down your pint, vote to the right
(Ah-ah-ah-yia) (Bu-l-ga-ria)
(Ah-ah-ah-yia) (Ro-o-ma-nia)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Ukip, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Nige!

With apologies to Aqua (bleedin' foreigners, coming over here, stealing are chart positions).