The statues are mad and they aren't going to take it
Have you ever wondered how irritating it must be to be a statue, at risk of aerial attack at any minute.
You're rooted to the spot, get covered in bird droppings, and you haven’t even got a working arm and a tissue to wipe yourself clean.
Now you can get your revenge, by blasting the birds with muskets, shotguns or even bazookas.
The statues are mad.
And they aren't going to take it anymore, at least not from the birds.
Click here to get in touch with your inner bird killer.
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