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You think the Jubilee line is bad? Well, all right, it is. Bloody awful at times.

But when you see this clip you will thank your lucky stars Canary Wharf station only has those pointless yellow lines on the platform.

Somewhere in the Far East a loaded train doesn’t mean waiting for the next one. Oh no. You are pushed into the carriage by a team of officials until your face is pressed up against the glass.

Worse than sardines.